We’ve all got ex-lovers, partners, husbands, wives. Some we equate with beautiful moments of love. Others were train wrecks. What’s your favorite ex story?

The worst thing that person ever did? When did the relationship jumped the shark? The top five reasons you’re glad It’s. All. Over.

Tell us in 500 words. Tell us in just 50 words. But don’t hold back. Really, you’ll feel better.